I was thinking we all are in the church on zps_deadend (?) Might be wrong about the map anyhow u guys know what map I mean when I say church right?

I wrote a short script just for fun, hope you guys like it. xD

Everyone in el!te sits down on the benches and the whitey is standing behind the podium as a priest.
*random church music in the backround (ghospel touch)*
-Greetings infidels.
-The time of wrecking is opon us all!
-Noobs and ammohoarders are among us!

someone in the aduience say:
-oh shit really quiet and try to sneak out the backway, but hes too slow because he is carying almost every gun on the map and all the ammo.

Carrier: Guards siece him! *dramatic music while the hoarder is moving really slow* and two regular zombies pop out from nowhere and slay hes ass.

Everyone on the benches: *goble goble goble*, what an asshole, yeah a total dickhead!
One guy: - fuck this Il go watch some porn, c u guys soon. *Disconnects*

Carrier: SILENCE! *church music continues*
- As I were saying... This cant go on any longer! We have to make it stop!

Someone from the aduience: HALLEluia! Praise the lord!

Then the carrier say - the power of god compels you! and smacks one after one on the head while some survivers is screaming SAVE ME JEBUS! And one after one they turn into zombies by infection
At the credits someone say: - el!te, is it better than it looks? Response - hell yeah it is! and a third one finishes with a MMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMMM!


Just a totaly wacked idea I got in the middle of the night Give some kind of response good as bad does not matter Post your ideas!

i liked it

How about something random?

*queue freaky music* White zombie and 7 normal zombies on the cabin map heading towards the shed. A human is inside the shed. Whitty jumps through the window with 2 zombies and the rest bash through the door.
*queue human startled sound* Whitty and the zombies look at the human and human looks back. Zombies go: "Yeeessss" and the human takes out his pistol (he had a rifle in his hands) and looks at whitty *queue some heroic music* they look at each other for 5 seconds before the human turns towards the barrels *queue the cutting sound* *queue human saying some random shit* and fires at the barrels.

The camera changes to the outside as the shed explodes and 8 zombie corpses are sent flying out of the shed. Camera pans to the roof of the white house where 2 humans look at the "show".

One of them then says: "Told him not to go there."
The other: "Mmmhmmm"
The first: "Decent fireworks though."
The other: "Mmmmhmmm" *camera slowly pans away*
The first: "Can't you say something else?"
The second: "Yeeesssss." *queue girly scream*

haha that could also be good, but hey, we dont need to do just one

Or here is something else I thought...

*queue Elimination Game by X-Ray Dog* (link will be placed at the end) A human is running through the streets of zps_deadend while zombies pop out left and right and he kills them all with a single shot of the magnum. He keeps doing this and all of a sudden he hears whitty behind him, he turns around and fires his pistol while still running. Just as he was about to kill the whitty he falls backwards in the drainage (near the gas station) and dies (don't ask how). *music abruptly stops when he falls down*
Whitty appears at the hole with three zombies and look down at the dead human. "Damn...what a turn off...and I was getting in the mood too." he comments as the other three nod. "Hey...lets go to the cinema, I hear there's an XXX running there." one of the zombies says. "Sure/Yeah/FUCK YEA (Whitty)" the other three look at whitty "Dude...you need help" they say as they leave. *queue the camera slowly moves towards the dead human* *queue his eyes popping open and the thriller music playing in the background* *queue image going black* *queue sinister laugh followed by a cough*

*camera moves towards the back of the church* - 2 humans, 1 sitting on top of a grave and constantly crouching, the other looking at the first
"Dude, I'm telling you its not going to work"
"Trust me, it is, when they come out, we will whack em"
(sigh)"Why did I have to team up with you?"
"Cause I have the biggest score"
"point taken"
*queue zombie popping in between them - from the grave* *queue human crouching on the grave waking the zombie with a sledgehammer*
"Heh, this is like Wack the Weasle"
*queue zombies popping behind him* *image pans away* "Shit..."
*zombie voices* "Wack Wack"
"Ahh! My face, not the face!"
*image pans back, 1 dead body and 1 alive human, no zombies* Human looks around and then walks over to the body "Big score...no brains."

Ok, I need to work on it a bit more, but you get the point.

Even more random, this could be the opening of our movies.

*queue Morrocan Roll by X-Ray Dog* Whitty with four zombies around him walk towards the camera in slow motion, human bodies are around them. A human runs past them and a zombie turns around and whacks him while still moving towards the camera, he turns around and faces the camera. The words "Zombie Power" suddenly appear above them. *music stops abruptly* A IED suddenly drops in front of them as the zombies stop, look down, look up and then explode. *queue giggling and someone saying "I win"*

*dramatic music while the hoarder is moving really slow* maybe the Vangelis song uuhm this one:

IDEA:

2 guys in a small room with all sorts of crap
1: Fuck this looks like IKEA
2 damn this sucks

-small room, good lighted, wierd music-

-the room where they meet the survivors, not much light, wierd noises, dripping water and sometimes someone caughing and alot of smoke or something-

they walk out of the room, into a group of humans
one of the group: Guys, we have live ones!

one of those guys: Live what you mean, live?

the speaker of the group, its zombie apocalypse, dumbfuck!

the other guy: Hmm that explains why my mother in law wasnt complaining about me today, and she was trying to bite me

The speaker: hmm ok follow us, then alot of zombies come, and the 2 guys who were walking away from the group get slayed

the speaker: Hmm those are not good for elite

Elite huh, and than a huge word ELITE out of stone falls on all of them and kills them + zombies, and a deep voice sais: We are elite, so shut the fuck up, and game!

ok i know its lame but in my head it looks funny xD

I liked the script too, but if the movie goes too short, we could add like a scene at the cinema, where theres zombies and survivors together watching a movie, which is our own. What do you say? Oh, and if we are using a storyeller, I have a good voice for that!

Good idea there, it could be the introduction to our movie. And add a few dialogues here and there, maybe a zombie killing a player cause the player ate his chocolate chips